| School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. 
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. 
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. 
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. 
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" 
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 
Compromise: The art of piding a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. 
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. 
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. 
Father: A banker provided by nature. 
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. 
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read. 
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 
Committee: Inpiduals who can do nothing inpaidually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. 
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death | 
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